It's oh so quiet....

(with apologies to Bjork!)

As well as Christmas I took New Year off (despite the offer of 'escorting' a guy to a very flash restaurant's party), but now I am beginning to regret it! Things are very quiet!

I guess that after the excesses of Christmas and New Year guys must be off sex too! I have nothing in the diary until Saturday (a party with another couple of girls). Even my promised 12 o'clock has not shown.

May have to drop the rates to draw in the punters!! How about a new year sale..

"Half price head!"
"Buy a bj and I will swallow for free"
"Fuck me and get a second fuck free (if you're up to it)"
"2hours sex for the price of one"
"Fuck me and I will pay for the drinks!"

Look out for the ad's on Oxford Street.

(Maybe I should employ one of those poor guys who have to stand there holding signs - "Sex Sale" A picture of me and a big arrow pointing to the phone number should do it. Either that or I should hold the sign and just have "Fancy a fuck?" and a big arrow pointing straight down to me!!)