Step by step guide to fucking a prostitute...

I have had a string of first time 'customers' over the past week or so. Not a problem, but most could have had a better time if they had understood the rules!

• Find some cash! You will need from £20 (straight sex in a Soho walk up) to £250 (3 hours with a top girl - like me - in her flat)
• Choose your girl. Punternet is a good start, or a local agency advertised in the classifieds. Soho walk ups (the 'models' advertised on the doors) are also good for a 'quick' punt. Avoimassagegparlor'srs (most likely place to find girls who are not happy with what they are doing for a living) and street walkers (most are just part timers but a few are junkies so worth avoiding). Walk away if the girl does not look or sound happy or there is any sign that she is being coerced.
• For in-calls (i.e. going to her place) turn up on time. Early means we may be busy or cleaning up and late means we may have to cut your time if there is a guy following.
• Knock on the door, or open it, with a smile on your face! Be happy, you are about to fuck a beautiful girl!

• Tell the girl what you want - she is there for you so don't be shy! She will have done most things so let your imagination go wild! I love it when guys want to do something different, it makes it feel special to me - not just a quick 'fuck and run'
• Get the money out of the way. Be specific about what you want, normally it is just time you are buying bust some charge for 'extras' like OWO (oral without a condom) or anal. If the girls says no to something she means it, don't try it on later or you will get thrown out! Hand over the cash (and a tip for the maid if asked - £2 is the going rate but a £5 will guarantee preferential treatment for future visits!)

  

• Get intimate! Cuddling is good, as is feeling the girl up. Kissing is ok but most girls will not want you to french kiss them - best not to try it! Enjoy the build up. Undress the girl slowly and let her strip you.

• Don't worry if you are not hard, this is common and not a problem. We girls know how to warm you up!

• Let the girl put the condom on you - she will have a stack of them!
• Sit back and enjoy the ride. If you hpaidayed for 'straight sex' that means one position. Other wise use your imagination!

• Let her know when you are going to cum. Some guys like to cum over our bodies. Dont go for the 'Porno facial' unless the girl is expecting it - cum in your eyes is painful!

• If you want more (and have time left) tell the girl and she will get you hard again! Otherwise get cleaned up and dressed.
• Chat to the girl as you are getting dressed. Some guys get dead shy at this point, don't - I don't mind the fact you have just fucked me - you paid me & this is business!